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International Family
(I'd rather be a Vulcan.)Yesterday, I woke up at 5 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Seven defendants from Shanghai were given stiff...
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(Jonny Bones is my idol.)Yesterday, I woke up at 10 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. The Chinese military is opening a base in...
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Eating crab in Uljin
(Seafood is expensive in Korea.)Yesterday, I woke up at 9 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Over 200 Chinese citizens were arrested...
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Hell Beach on Goeje Island
(I recently visited Goeje Island.)Yesterday, I woke up at 11 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A Korean restaurant in Shanghai is...
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The Nazi salute is illegal in Germany
(Two Chinese men were arrested for giving the Nazi salute in Berlin.)Yesterday, I woke up at 10 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. Two...
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The People Versus O.J. Simpson
(O.J. Simpson got away with murder.)Yesterday, I woke up at 11 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A 17-year-old kid from Shanghai died...
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Pastor John MacArthur is very conservative
(Pastor John MacArthur believes that drunkenness is a terrible sin.)Yesterday, I woke up at 9 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. A...
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Off the Wagon
(A Chinese man carved a pig's heart on the subway.)Yesterday, I woke up at 11 a.m. and drank a glass of Coca-Cola. I'm still at The Queen Elephant's house, so I have no access to freshly brewed coffee....
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Buying an apartment in Sejong City
(Sejong City is very beautiful at night.)Yesterday, I woke up at 11 a.m. and drank a freshly brewed cup of coffee. I'm still at The Queen Elephant's house, but we now have a coffee maker. Then I read...
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Costco in Korea is closed on Sundays...sometimes
(Costco is often forced to close its doors on Sundays.)Yesterday, I woke up at 10 a.m. and drank a cup of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm still at The Queen Elephant's house, so I don't always have access to...
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Another trip to Daejeon
(We went to Daejeon once again.)Yesterday, I woke up at 11 a.m. and drank a cup of instant coffee. I'm still at The Queen Elephant's house and access to freshly brewed Joe is limited. Then I read the...
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My last soju
(I'm sick and tired of soju.)Yesterday, I woke up at 11 a.m. and drank a cup of genuine Coca-Cola. I'm still at The Queen Elephant's house, and we ran out of coffee. Then I read the paper while...
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More soju
(I drank more soju last night.)Yesterday, I woke up at 10 a.m. and drank a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Then I read the paper while enjoying a bathroom break. One of the biggest stories in China is...
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Live shrimp cooked on rock salt
(Shrimp are delicious in spite of the cruelty.)Yesterday, I took my family to a seafood restaurant. We enjoyed live shrimp cooked on a bed of rock salt. The poor little suckers squirmed to and fro in...
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More soju redux
(I enjoyed soju with my barbecue.)Yesterday, my sister-in-law took us out for dinner. It was our farewell meal. We had Korean barbecue. It included all the fixings such as sauteed onions, Chinese...
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I'm now in China
(Shanghai is beautiful.)Yesterday, the cable guy came to my apartment to install Wi-Fi. It took him nearly an hour to get the job done. When he finally finished, the internet worked for my son's...
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I went downtown
(I now eat pigeon.)Yesterday, I took the metro to People's Square. I had to ride the busiest line to get there. Line 2 is absolute murder. The tube is stuffed to the gills with human flesh. There's...
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Saturday at home
(I haven't done a damn thing all day.)Yesterday, I woke up at 5 a.m. and drank a cup of coffee. Then I surfed the internet while enjoying a bathroom break. A guy from Texas went crazy after his wife...
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Eating and drinking in Shanghai
(NFL snowflakes are making me tired.)Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant for dinner. We had sweet and sour pork, and kung pow chicken. We also ate a big plate of fried rice and a bowl of...
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Eating in Puxi
(Japanese food is always too expensive.)Yesterday, we took a taxi to Puxi and dined on the 46th floor of a skyscraper. The restaurant was an all-you-can-eat establishment specializing in Japanese food....
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Stephen Paddock kills 59 people
(Stephen Paddock killed lots of people in Vegas.)Yesterday, I took my family to dinner at a local hotel. We had shrimp, clams, banana bread, and fried rice. The meal was quite good. All the...
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I'm going to Disney Land
(I'm buying season passes for Disney Land in Shanghai.)Yesterday, I took my family to a restaurant for dinner. We ate Brazilian barbecue. Waiters approached our table every couple of minutes to fill...
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I went on a roller coaster
(Tron almost killed me.)Yesterday, I took my family to Disney Land in Shanghai. I bought season passes for the three of us. It came to seven hundred dollars. We can now go to the park every day until...
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Read the book
(I'm currently writing my opus.)It's always been my dream to be a professional writer ever since I was a kid. But I just haven't been blessed with enough talent to make a go of it. With that said, I'm...
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Change of Plans
(Back to blogging)I put half my book on a website for aspiring writers. Nobody wants to read it. I haven't gotten a single review. I've decided that I'm just a blogger. Art isn't in my future. I've...
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